LOL for the day...

Found the funniest site - Postcards From Yo Momma. Little snippets of emails/online chats that people have with their mum...

Some funnies:
"Please cleanup your facebook. Sex, drugs, lesbian stuff, no religion. People look at that before they hire you - Pres. Bush gets reports about this stuff, too. Listen to your mother — have a little common sense for goodness sake. Have some Christian values!
Your mother"

"Please email me right away and tell me you are alive.. Thank you.Mom "

"Me: MOM!
Me: i have internet in my room!!!!
Mom: what
Mom: wow
Me: WOW IS RIGHT!
Mom: right on mf
Me: what is mf?
Mom: my fruitcup
Me: oh of course "

"Hello, Kate. I heard a funny noise, thought it might be you. I love you. Mom "