Found the funniest site - Postcards From Yo Momma. Little snippets of emails/online chats that people have with their mum...
"Please cleanup your facebook. Sex, drugs, lesbian stuff, no religion. People look at that before they hire you - Pres. Bush gets reports about this stuff, too. Listen to your mother — have a little common sense for goodness sake. Have some Christian values!
"Please email me right away and tell me you are alive.. Thank you.Mom "
Me: i have internet in my room!!!!
Me: WOW IS RIGHT!
Mom: right on mf
Me: what is mf?
Mom: my fruitcup
Me: oh of course "
"Hello, Kate. I heard a funny noise, thought it might be you. I love you. Mom "